It all seems a bit strange around here at the moment?The England flags are disappearing one by one from houses and cars up our street, there aren't any kids outside playing football in their new England strips, there has only been a few sirens heard flying past on the nearby main road less than a normal Sunday for some reason?
Everyone appears to be in a state of shock or more likely have all gone to the local seafront to lap up the sunshine on one of the hottest days this year while getting completly plastered and planning tonight's riots.
I don't have a German car so it might still be in one piece tomorrow, an I'm far enough away from the pubs and supermarkets so my house windows will hopefully survive.
Oh well another World cup over.
Edit:
The rant and other opinions moved to an upcoming footie blog as I've calmed down now.
11 comments:
Besides all that,we were okay though!
No, didn't like the red shorts either, made us look like that other bunch of losers.
We should wear Blue. We might win something!
drop the lot, replace with entire U21 team, and do it before Euro2012 qualifier in september.
Yeah it would make sense to start afresh, although the British press and most of the public only want success now and would hound out anyone who tried that plan sadly.
Longy
I think claret and blue would be better in memory of the greatest England captain Bobby Moore :)
Jesus every time its an inquest,Blah, Blah blah,Blah...built up to do....nothing,same old England.
One day you'll get a real manager,then lets see....in the mean time its Capello for the Euro's...and the saga continues !!
Colour of the kit,dont make me ouke !!
Niall
Sorry to make you ouke niall?
It's all tongue in cheek, it's what we english do best we build them up and then moan and groan when they perform like the bunch of overpaid posers they really are.
Capello should stay as he's probably the best available, can't think of any English manager up to it, the only candidates were probably Hodgson who's just joined Liverpool and Redknapp!! if we were really really desperate?
Mourinho would be great, shame he's just got the Madrid job but he'll be available next year when they don't win the euro cup, just for the reason he deals with the press so well :) I should hate him for being an arrogant prick but I just think he's great.
Lee, Points taken,but think of all those babys with the Wayne name tag,the brewerys who saw the arse fall from their projected sales forecasts...and poor Mr. Capello who believed he was the 'greatest,coach since Kevin Keegan.
Tongue in cheek and all that,there's really something rotten in the state of English football.
And Beckhams name is even rumoured,as next head honcho...some hope for those brewery sales yet!
There was a story in the local rag last week of the kid who's parents let him change his name by deed poll to Steven Gerrard for his 16th Birthday, would only have been more tragic if the real Gerrard had got sent off Beckham stylee, but that would have meant Gerrard showing some passion and that was sadly lacking in any of his performances.
Do I give a fuck if all those companies lose millions? ... no it's the only thing good to come out of this, I picked up 3 new non specific England t-shirts yesterday from Tesco's for £2 each ready for 2012 they were selling for £10-£12 a week ago and the England mars bars were half price, sadly none of the booze was tied to 2010 so it's still the same price.
Beckham's advisors should steer him clear of any involvement to maintain his hero status, although I'm sure Capello would like him to stay around to deflect some criticism, I was still a fan up till that point when he brought Heskey on at 4-1 down and for the first time I seriously considered that he didn't have a clue.
OXO are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross on it to support the England team - it will be called the laughing STOCK.
Thanks Niall :) used that one myself on Monday, the best of the rest were -
England have just turned down a £70,000,000 sponsorship with a well known dog food company.fans said the thought of wearing a shirt with winalot was taking the piss
3 lions on the England shirts will be now replaced with 3 tampons because it's the worst period in years
When asked if he would be going with a 442, Fabio Capello replied "No, We'll be going with a 747, Better seats and more leg room".
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied "No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance against Germany was completely shit. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
All England games will be moved to the gay adult channel in the near future, as the sight of 11 arseholes being hammered by a bunch of young boyish Germans, repeatedly for 90 mins will be too explict for regular television.
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